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each thing is its history

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but you can never listen to music again

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god loves even homosexuals

a black male abducted my wife

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america takes a dump

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try to do whatever happens

there's a fucking hole in your soul

there's a fucking hole in my soul

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my hat is old
my teeth are gold
i have a bird
i like to hold
dr. suess

you can sigh, or give me head,
but only god can make a bed.

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that there's good eatin

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truth hurts

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destroying minds, one at a time

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